My name is Teddy and I’m a Yorkshire Terrier. I was born in Memphis, Tennessee on January 20, 2008. I like chewing my toys. I like sleeping in my crate. I like licking humans. I like running on the carpet. I like jumping on my parents. I love free massages.  I especially love to make fun of cats. LOL, cats!

I don’t like leashes. I don’t like horses and I definitely do not like labrador retrievers.

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